The Life of a Married Man:
- Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
- Actually, should the truth be known, there are a lot of good ways to "handle" a woman. Unfortunately, not a man alive knows any of them. And if he did, he'd be wise not to try.
- Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
- According to the latest surveys, when making love, most married men fantasize that their wives aren't fantasizing.
- Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won?
